Tastes like...tastes likes...Winter

Makenzie Irling: are you on semesters?
Rooby Begonia: No, drugs.

Danielle Harrop: I've decided, if for some reason, my marriage goes T U...i'm done with any relationships, at all, gonna have my BOB and 15 cats and that's gonna be it
Danielle Harrop: is it bad I wanna name my BOB so I can call something out? okay, I'll quit talking sex :P

Queue Marlowe: my roomy and are as happy as two peas runnin around naked

Danielle Harrop: if I go naked, I need knee pads

Makenzie Irling: I did Gor for a while as a merc and I had panther friends merely because they liked my clothes
Makenzie Irling: like "hey! I won't shoot your ass if you tell me where you got your hair"

Danielle Harrop: nah, they don't need intellect, I'm just gonna make him stand over in the corner and look good..

Danielle Harrop: don't be sorry crow
Danielle Harrop: :)
Danielle Harrop: jump in with both feet
Crow Diesel: oh I'm not ;) if I was I wouldn't tell ;)
Queue Marlowe: hot tub!
Danielle Harrop: don't be scared, if you go overboard, someone would gently say so....
Makenzie Irling: it's warm...I think Dani peed in here
Danielle Harrop: I did NOT
Makenzie Irling: hahahaha
Queue Marlowe: i dont think thats pee
Danielle Harrop: I peed over there :P

Mayas Barbosa: Sorry ladies =] I am so busy lately, i couldn't make it to annoy you :(

Makenzie Irling: menu driven sex belt....ooooo
Sugarr Delight: i know somebody with a sex belt
Sugarr Delight: er, sex wallet

Sugarr Delight: mmm, i'll have what he's having
Winter Jefferson: You can have me
Sugarr Delight nibbles, nice
Winter Jefferson: I taste like plaid right now
Chou Skinstad: ROFL winter
Sugarr Delight: kinda berry jam like
Sugarr Delight: really
Makenzie Irling: omg and labyrinth stuff....
Sugarr Delight: with a bit of fishnet thrown in
Makenzie Irling has died and gone to heaven
Winter Jefferson: Whereas you taste like - hang on...
Winter Jefferson licks
Winter Jefferson: Sugar.
Makenzie Irling: lol
Sugarr Delight: always :)
Winter Jefferson diips you in his latte

Deker Laxness: i offered to take someone under my wing and show them where to go to look good, cause the guy looked like a freebie dumpster barfed on him

Humpy Slit .... Group Tag Wanted

Kiana Canning: I like to think of myself as "White Clutter" (a small step above white trash)

Rooby Begonia: yeah - I need a 'getting fucked up the ass by a moose' animation

Dove Swanson: I'm all "touches yer cock" and then he's all "cock twitches" and then I'm all "strokes it while it twitches" and then he's all "spooges in yer asscrack" and then we switch to voice and fuck.

Candy Cerveau: I tell ya, if I don't see turds in my bowl tomorrow, there's gonna be a problem.

JDiva Ophelia: if boogers came out of the ass I would have comic GOLD I tell you

Strawberry Singh: ok I want Mr. Jefferson's wand. ;)

Whimsy Winx: look thats SL you meet someone, fall in love, agree to meet without exchanging RL info cause you arent shallow, and then bammo there you are all done up in latex with your gag on waiting for your one true love and in walks your dad

Danielle Harrop: have a fantasy of bending over a straight guy and introducing him to my strap on excite toys...oops did I say that out loud? :P

Dove Swanson: I don't normally go around fucking bananas...lol

December Dollinger: My lips are so fucking huge I could suck ALL the dick in the WORLD

Dove Swanson: "I'mma rip his cock off if he don't dick me how I like it"
Dove Swanson: "and when I'm done...I'll stuff it in his ear and kick him out"

Tamsin Starbrook: brb, butt-break

Danielle Harrop: you dont look like a humpy slit
Danielle Harrop: er slut
Danielle Harrop: typo
Sileny Noel: humpy slit....LMAO
Whimsy Winx: omg i snarfed my water

Zada Zenovka: How do you have a 10L freebie?
Makenzie Irling: Maybe you look cheaper than 10L in it

You know you've played SL too much when you...

Chou Skinstad: i realized i move more than before when still standing, like i change posesevery 10 secs with an AO
Chou Skinstad: OMG I'm becoming my avi with a vista hud!!

Vaalith Jinn: when to have sex - you jump on a ball

Makenzie Irling: I saw a girl in walmart with a tail on...and it didn't even phase me. My friend was like "omg that girl is wearing a tail, wtf?!"

Tesa Jewell: too bad RL doesnt have sliders for our butts

Colleen Johin: I always lay in bed half awake deciding what to wear and come up with the perfect outfit only to realize half of it is virtual

Christelle Guisse: when your friend is on the phone you say "I bought a new dress, wait I tp you so you can see it"

Tesa Jewell: you been in sl too long when you try to use camera controls on you home television

Iustinian Tomsen: hit F fro fly

Dita Tran: I bought these GORGEOUS mango yellow platform sandals in real life, and I was sooooo excited cuz the stuff I had to go with them
Dita Tran: then when they got here I realized the clothes I was gonna wear them with were in SL

Makenzie Irling: I typed a message on my friends facebook page that went "something something something then.... ::meow::"
Makenzie Irling: he messaged me back wondering why the hell I was meowing

Christelle Guisse: you wait after opening a door for the room to colour

Tesa Jewell: or you alt click on the internet

Christelle Guisse: when you see a hunk you want to touch him to read his profile

Makenzie Irling: wanting to take rl pictures with poses that you have in sl

Colleen Johin: wanna shout, AO OFF

Christelle Guisse: Getting into a clun and instinctively looking up looking for a danceball

Makenzie Irling: and I actually saw a girl the other day and went.....I wonder where she got that I should ask for a lm

Showers and carebears

Sileny Noel: water drizzling down between cleavage...
Sileny Noel: a single drop falls from a bottom lip...
Sileny Noel: eyes closed, lips purse...
Sileny Noel: open slightly to let the water in..
April Looming gets popcorn and sits back
Sileny Noel: ok Ill stop now
Makenzie Irling sighs
Mirabelle Silverstar: sileny's clearly thought about this ;)
Joie Arai: god I need to go take a showe
Dove Swanson: Sileny is having cybersex with us
Joie Arai: shower*
Joie Arai: pppfff
Sileny Noel: XD
Micheal Moonlight: oi :/ don't stop don't stop!!! *laughs*
April Looming reaches for the soap...

Dove Swanson: this is gonna sound uber cheesy...but I find nothing sexier in the shower, except sex itself, than to have a guy wash yer hair.
Dove Swanson: tis so ....lovely.
Dove Swanson: for that man, I would do anal.
Dove Swanson: :D
Mirabelle Silverstar: wait, which hair?
Strawberry Singh: w0000t

Deker Laxness: gotta love like the 3/4th of a inch of hair on my head :P
Makenzie Irling: Deker I would love to touch your head.
Sileny Noel: lolol
Makenzie Irling: I love the feel of short guy hair.
Hotla Hoodoo: whats the diff between a short guy hair and tall guy hair ;P...lol

Dove Swanson: and armpits. *dreamy sigh* :D I luz a boy pit.
Dove Swanson: I love burying my face in a guy's armpit ...that's like my fav place sleep. It's very comfortable and the smell of a man is relaxing.
Strawberry Singh wants to sleep in Dove's armpit.
Dove Swanson: and it's where carebears come from :D
Dove Swanson: tis soft :D
Strawberry Singh: errmmm, don't quote me on that! :P

Sileny Noel: my husbands armpits smell like old chili. not hot.

♫ Don't cam on..your neighbor..

Vye Graves: i'd rather have 10 goreans in a store than 2 danceclub gesture fetishists

Makenzie Irling: ok camming back quickly....there is something going on with miss "very naughty kitten" and mr "john mccain for president"
Makenzie Irling: might have nightmares now
Makenzie Irling: lesson to be learned: never cam over to your neighbors house when you think they may be having orgies
Makenzie Irling: this could've been an episode on Mr. Rogers
Makenzie Irling puts on a sweatervest and sings: don't cam on .. your neighbor

JDiva Ophelia: shitdamnfuckpiss yeah oh hells yeah wtf omg hamster butt
Mirabelle Silverstar: hamster butt?
JDiva Ophelia: expletive rant gone wrong

Tamsin Starbrook: do I look like the holland tunnel?
Michelle Thurston: I do not know, Tasmin, do you get backed up for two hours every afternoon?

Curvaceous Loon snickles "well gollleee, if candle wax up your hoohaa doesnt make em talk i dont know what will!"

Dove Swanson: but uh ..I'd like to get through just meeting him for starters :p we can plan the kids in like ..twenty years
Milli Santos: Your cootch will be dried up by then.
Dove Swanson: no, because I don't douche away my natural cooch habitat MILLI

JDiva Ophelia: this here is a classy joint cover your ass when you fart.

December Dollinger: I wish MY mute worked. Instead I gotta hear crap from Capt. Impregnator and his merry band of Hoars

Vye Graves: SL doesn't have enough pantsuits. how are we going to be political without pantsuits
Vye Graves: sorry, watching the news
Vye Graves: i need like a peach colored pantsuit
Vye Graves: i could be vice president milf someday

December Dollinger: If I wanted to lick my own twat, I'd be a gymnast.

Sileny Hits The Brain Buffett

Sileny Noel: teena, if you really loved me, you's let me eat your brains
Teena Basevi: Umm
Teena Basevi: no?
Sileny Noel eats Danielle's brains
Sileny Noel: But i still want teenas
Teena Basevi: no! mine!
April Looming: I have chocolate on the brain now. You'd find me tasty
Sileny Noel: only marshmallow
Sileny Noel noms April's brain.
Teena Basevi haz no mallows!
Sileny Noel: mmm...brain buffet
April Looming forgot something now for some reason
Sileny Noel spits the memory back in your skull
Stephen Bentham makes a brain slurpee

Christelle Guisse: I dont meet many neurons....mostly morons
Sileny Noel eats Christelle's brain with glee
Sileny Noel: it's a good thing, dont worry :D

Makenzie Irling: Sileny I'm going to have a whole blog post of you eating people's brains
Makenzie Irling: haha
Sileny Noel: oh my
Sileny Noel eats your brain and knows the blog before it is even written
Christelle Guisse: It is bringing picking one's brain to entire new level
Makenzie Irling: ahhhh!
Sileny Noel: like being psychic, but tastier

Sileny Noel hides her man parts
Makenzie Irling covers her eyes
Sileny Noel: hahaha
Sileny Noel: except i have no man parts
Makenzie Irling ends up covering her bewbs because she has no brains and can't tell the difference

Christelle Guisse: For me in a relationship it is size that matters
Christelle Guisse: the size of the wallet that is

Business in the butt

Dita Tran: hey I'm not gonna talk about what goes good with Nutella
Dita Tran: then Kate willstart touching herself and it'll be a whole big mess

Dove Swanson: "Dove put a banana in her cooch and ATE IT?! WHAT!" ....."yes. true story!"

Jarl Soderstrom is feeling so uninspired that taking photos of his naked bum doesn't even make him happy

Echo Jolles: Im just thinking, "Ugh he has such a big..beautiful...thick...wett penis..." and he wants to waste it on slow sex?

sachi Vixen: He was a total bastard, but very pretty

Sileny Noel: for some reason i have a tattoo that says "I love anal" LOL. that one gets deleted
Makenzie Irling: Sileny you're so going on my blog with that quote
Tillie: Sileny If you ever go into serious business you would like to not having that said. It gets copied over to blackmail-a-resident.blogspot.com then. :p
Lily Sirnah wonders...Can serious business people not love anal??
Lily Sirnah: lol...
Sileny Noel: I dont care if someone loves doing furries up the butt while watching neko porn and making bbox bots give them massages. It's SL. if they make good stuff I'll still buy it.
Dove Swanson: did you just say I take it up the butt and still do good business Sileny? :D hah

Compilations - Round Three

Winter Jefferson: December Geoffrey Dollinger - I knew I liked you.
December Dollinger: Winter Renee Jefferson
Winter Jefferson: December Lame Dollinger - perfect
December Dollinger: Imma hichoo Winter Jane Jefferson

Lawless McBride: your naked again?
Elusyve Jewell: lol..I am getting dressed now..dammit
Elusyve Jewell: I had to finish up the blowjob I was giving

December Dollinger 's clitoris shouts: I'm lonely :(

Xan Pixel: you know
Xan Pixel: its fun walkin around as a chick
Xan Pixel: cause
Sevidra Batra: ...
Xan Pixel: like if ya walk aroun sl
Sevidra Batra: you can peck at the ground!
Sevidra Batra: and go BOC BOC BOC at people
Sevidra Batra: and they just laugh

Makenzie Irling: blow holes ... humpback whales and sperm whales... coincidence? I think not

Tabitha Ninetails: DONT MAKE ME SAY EJACULATE
Tabitha Ninetails: im a nice girl, dammit

Makenzie Irling: omg I so just got hit on by the priest (or whatever they're called in sl) at my friends wedding....during the ceremony
December Dollinger: OMG Kenzie I just got off the phone and scrolled up and read lol you hot ass betch

AmberLyn Constantine: can't see that taking off in the RL sex toy market...."the new egg plant attachment....realistic looking with soft skin....."
Makenzie Irling: "the organic alternative"

Compilations - Round One

December Dollinger: Im glad they cut me open now..I cant imagine having my vag blown out

JDiva Ophelia: I would break my cyber and lesbian cherry to do it with black dove

Michelle Thurston: Give me a sandwich and a douchebag and there is nothing I cannot do

Dove Swanson: poo. poo. queef. poo. dog cock. anal. oral. rim job. poo. barf. oral. virgins. blood. queef. queef. law law law. poo.

Winter Jefferson: If I sex my old avatar is it incest or masturbation?

Malkavyn Eldritch giggles
Curvaceous Loon giggles
Curvaceous Loon: psych!
Curvaceous Loon: err.. JINX!

December Dollinger: I wish MY mute worked. Instead I gotta hear crap from Capt. Impregnator and his merry band of Hoars

Jadynn Nightfire: i need to stop buying skin..i feel like i am in the witness protection plan..a new face every other day

December Dollinger: Even I feel ashamed to quote this

Tabitha Ninetails: im not even thinking about bewb cheese

December Dollinger: I am the headshot expert
December Dollinger: and not in THAT way

Makenzie Irling: jewery....that's a slightly funny typo
Delaynie Barbosa: it's like Jewery!
Makenzie Irling: like a nunery
Makenzie Irling: it's a jewery

Sex, sybians and toliets

Milli Santos: How come I can liquefy like a trooper, but that's about where my PS ability stops? :(
Dita Tran: liquefy...are we still talking about sex?

Dita Tran: my husband met a girl in SL, he keeps telling me she may be moving in
Dita Tran: I say I hope she does dishes and eats pussy

Milli Santos: I asked Kaylers friend if you could buy guns at Walmart, cus that's what I heard... he said "No.. you have to go to Kmart for those"

Makenzie Irling: Dita I'd love to see you wearing a toliet
Dita Tran: I'm gonna shop with the potty on my arm and dare anyone to say somethingMakenzie Irling just died: it takes skill to look that good wearing a toliet

Kate McLaglen: ooo Dita i have something for you to wear shopping
Dita Tran: does it begin with peee and end with NIS?
Kate McLaglen: oh no
Sileny Noel: does it begin with syb and end with ian?
Sileny Noel: lol
Dita Tran: oh please god santa Daddy yes yes yes
Makenzie Irling: OMG Dita I have something for you
Makenzie Irling: don't ask me why I have it or why....I'm not exactly sure
Makenzie Irling: hahaha
Dita Tran: holy shit Kenzie just gave me a sybian!!