Showing posts with label JDiva Ophelia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JDiva Ophelia. Show all posts

Friday, October 17, 2008

Humpy Slit .... Group Tag Wanted

Kiana Canning: I like to think of myself as "White Clutter" (a small step above white trash)

Rooby Begonia: yeah - I need a 'getting fucked up the ass by a moose' animation

Dove Swanson: I'm all "touches yer cock" and then he's all "cock twitches" and then I'm all "strokes it while it twitches" and then he's all "spooges in yer asscrack" and then we switch to voice and fuck.

Candy Cerveau: I tell ya, if I don't see turds in my bowl tomorrow, there's gonna be a problem.

JDiva Ophelia: if boogers came out of the ass I would have comic GOLD I tell you

Strawberry Singh: ok I want Mr. Jefferson's wand. ;)

Whimsy Winx: look thats SL you meet someone, fall in love, agree to meet without exchanging RL info cause you arent shallow, and then bammo there you are all done up in latex with your gag on waiting for your one true love and in walks your dad

Danielle Harrop: have a fantasy of bending over a straight guy and introducing him to my strap on excite toys...oops did I say that out loud? :P

Dove Swanson: I don't normally go around fucking bananas...lol

December Dollinger: My lips are so fucking huge I could suck ALL the dick in the WORLD

Dove Swanson: "I'mma rip his cock off if he don't dick me how I like it"
Dove Swanson: "and when I'm done...I'll stuff it in his ear and kick him out"

Tamsin Starbrook: brb, butt-break

Danielle Harrop: you dont look like a humpy slit
Danielle Harrop: er slut
Danielle Harrop: typo
Sileny Noel: humpy slit....LMAO
Whimsy Winx: omg i snarfed my water

Zada Zenovka: How do you have a 10L freebie?
Makenzie Irling: Maybe you look cheaper than 10L in it

Monday, September 1, 2008

♫ Don't cam on..your neighbor..

Vye Graves: i'd rather have 10 goreans in a store than 2 danceclub gesture fetishists

Makenzie Irling: ok camming back quickly....there is something going on with miss "very naughty kitten" and mr "john mccain for president"
Makenzie Irling: might have nightmares now
Makenzie Irling: lesson to be learned: never cam over to your neighbors house when you think they may be having orgies
Makenzie Irling: this could've been an episode on Mr. Rogers
Makenzie Irling puts on a sweatervest and sings: don't cam on .. your neighbor

JDiva Ophelia: shitdamnfuckpiss yeah oh hells yeah wtf omg hamster butt
Mirabelle Silverstar: hamster butt?
JDiva Ophelia: expletive rant gone wrong

Tamsin Starbrook: do I look like the holland tunnel?
Michelle Thurston: I do not know, Tasmin, do you get backed up for two hours every afternoon?

Curvaceous Loon snickles "well gollleee, if candle wax up your hoohaa doesnt make em talk i dont know what will!"

Dove Swanson: but uh ..I'd like to get through just meeting him for starters :p we can plan the kids in like ..twenty years
Milli Santos: Your cootch will be dried up by then.
Dove Swanson: no, because I don't douche away my natural cooch habitat MILLI

JDiva Ophelia: this here is a classy joint cover your ass when you fart.

December Dollinger: I wish MY mute worked. Instead I gotta hear crap from Capt. Impregnator and his merry band of Hoars

Vye Graves: SL doesn't have enough pantsuits. how are we going to be political without pantsuits
Vye Graves: sorry, watching the news
Vye Graves: i need like a peach colored pantsuit
Vye Graves: i could be vice president milf someday

December Dollinger: If I wanted to lick my own twat, I'd be a gymnast.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Compilations - Round Two

Whimsy Winx wishes desperatly she had picked a different baby daddy...one with payment info on file

JDiva Ophelia: gods I hate when you get a flake of toliet paper stuck in your vajayjay

December Dollinger: i wish i could stop hacking up shit
December Dollinger: I just coughed up the trigonometry part of my brain

Mayas Barbosa: Micheal.. I think that you think that i think that you think that i think that you think that i think that you think that it may be broken.

Kiana Canning: Spelling only counts when someone says "Will you Maury Me?"

Gerard Michigan: the fingers of your foots are burritos

Tabitha Ninetails: crap. i just fell into a whale.

Dove Swanson: anyone ever had an orgasm or near ...while pooing?

Christelle Guisse: I tried once to recreate myself and it turned out to become a male midget that scared the shit out of me.

Xan Pixel: but hey atleast I got something to stare at
Xan Pixel: lol
Xan Pixel: makes me feel gay lookin at my actual av's ass all day
Xan Pixel: well
Xan Pixel: I dont look at his ass
Xan Pixel: its just there

Sevidra Batra: Deccy, do you KNOW what unicorns are? LOL
December Dollinger: Mythical creatures full of magic and sparkles
Sevidra Batra chokes
Teena Basevi: that are horny
December Dollinger: but I dont wanna let a unicorn do me with a horn
December Dollinger: it looks painful
December Dollinger: Plus theressparkles coming out

Compilations - Round One

December Dollinger: Im glad they cut me open now..I cant imagine having my vag blown out

JDiva Ophelia: I would break my cyber and lesbian cherry to do it with black dove

Michelle Thurston: Give me a sandwich and a douchebag and there is nothing I cannot do

Dove Swanson: poo. poo. queef. poo. dog cock. anal. oral. rim job. poo. barf. oral. virgins. blood. queef. queef. law law law. poo.

Winter Jefferson: If I sex my old avatar is it incest or masturbation?

Malkavyn Eldritch giggles
Curvaceous Loon giggles
Curvaceous Loon: psych!
Curvaceous Loon: err.. JINX!

December Dollinger: I wish MY mute worked. Instead I gotta hear crap from Capt. Impregnator and his merry band of Hoars

Jadynn Nightfire: i need to stop buying skin..i feel like i am in the witness protection plan..a new face every other day

December Dollinger: Even I feel ashamed to quote this

Tabitha Ninetails: im not even thinking about bewb cheese

December Dollinger: I am the headshot expert
December Dollinger: and not in THAT way

Makenzie Irling: jewery....that's a slightly funny typo
Delaynie Barbosa: it's like Jewery!
Makenzie Irling: like a nunery
Makenzie Irling: it's a jewery

 

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