♫ Don't cam on..your neighbor..

Vye Graves: i'd rather have 10 goreans in a store than 2 danceclub gesture fetishists

Makenzie Irling: ok camming back quickly....there is something going on with miss "very naughty kitten" and mr "john mccain for president"
Makenzie Irling: might have nightmares now
Makenzie Irling: lesson to be learned: never cam over to your neighbors house when you think they may be having orgies
Makenzie Irling: this could've been an episode on Mr. Rogers
Makenzie Irling puts on a sweatervest and sings: don't cam on .. your neighbor

JDiva Ophelia: shitdamnfuckpiss yeah oh hells yeah wtf omg hamster butt
Mirabelle Silverstar: hamster butt?
JDiva Ophelia: expletive rant gone wrong

Tamsin Starbrook: do I look like the holland tunnel?
Michelle Thurston: I do not know, Tasmin, do you get backed up for two hours every afternoon?

Curvaceous Loon snickles "well gollleee, if candle wax up your hoohaa doesnt make em talk i dont know what will!"

Dove Swanson: but uh ..I'd like to get through just meeting him for starters :p we can plan the kids in like ..twenty years
Milli Santos: Your cootch will be dried up by then.
Dove Swanson: no, because I don't douche away my natural cooch habitat MILLI

JDiva Ophelia: this here is a classy joint cover your ass when you fart.

December Dollinger: I wish MY mute worked. Instead I gotta hear crap from Capt. Impregnator and his merry band of Hoars

Vye Graves: SL doesn't have enough pantsuits. how are we going to be political without pantsuits
Vye Graves: sorry, watching the news
Vye Graves: i need like a peach colored pantsuit
Vye Graves: i could be vice president milf someday

December Dollinger: If I wanted to lick my own twat, I'd be a gymnast.

Farting Penguins in Cornfields

Milli Santos: Eww!
Milli Santos: Cheyn fluffed and made under the covers stinky
Cheyn Lane: !
Cheyn Lane: or not
Bryony Constantine: eeeewwwww
Milli Santos: Yes.
Milli Santos: We have no dog, so you can't blame it.
WindRose Magic: uh oh
WindRose Magic: thou shalt not fart under the covers
Milli Santos: Thou shalt not commit dutching of the oven.
WindRose Magic gives Milli gas mask
Cheyn Lane: u have a cat
Cheyn Lane: thats your cat
Cheyn Lane: not me
Cheyn Lane: peh
Milli Santos: Haha no!
Milli Santos: It's your penguin!
Cheyn Lane: yes u do
Cheyn Lane: oh!
Milli Santos: Dang penguin
Cheyn Lane: prolly

Milli Santos: Apparently the cornfield is worse.
WindRose Magic: not, you've been banned to be a child of the corn, but you've been banned to purgatory
Milli Santos: There's a really slow tractor
WindRose Magic: though someone would get angry about purgatory i suppose
Milli Santos: and a movie from like the 20's about bad behaviours

Sex, sybians and toliets

Milli Santos: How come I can liquefy like a trooper, but that's about where my PS ability stops? :(
Dita Tran: liquefy...are we still talking about sex?

Dita Tran: my husband met a girl in SL, he keeps telling me she may be moving in
Dita Tran: I say I hope she does dishes and eats pussy

Milli Santos: I asked Kaylers friend if you could buy guns at Walmart, cus that's what I heard... he said "No.. you have to go to Kmart for those"

Makenzie Irling: Dita I'd love to see you wearing a toliet
Dita Tran: I'm gonna shop with the potty on my arm and dare anyone to say somethingMakenzie Irling just died: it takes skill to look that good wearing a toliet

Kate McLaglen: ooo Dita i have something for you to wear shopping
Dita Tran: does it begin with peee and end with NIS?
Kate McLaglen: oh no
Sileny Noel: does it begin with syb and end with ian?
Sileny Noel: lol
Dita Tran: oh please god santa Daddy yes yes yes
Makenzie Irling: OMG Dita I have something for you
Makenzie Irling: don't ask me why I have it or why....I'm not exactly sure
Makenzie Irling: hahaha
Dita Tran: holy shit Kenzie just gave me a sybian!!