You know you've played SL too much when you...

Chou Skinstad: i realized i move more than before when still standing, like i change posesevery 10 secs with an AO
Chou Skinstad: OMG I'm becoming my avi with a vista hud!!

Vaalith Jinn: when to have sex - you jump on a ball

Makenzie Irling: I saw a girl in walmart with a tail on...and it didn't even phase me. My friend was like "omg that girl is wearing a tail, wtf?!"

Tesa Jewell: too bad RL doesnt have sliders for our butts

Colleen Johin: I always lay in bed half awake deciding what to wear and come up with the perfect outfit only to realize half of it is virtual

Christelle Guisse: when your friend is on the phone you say "I bought a new dress, wait I tp you so you can see it"

Tesa Jewell: you been in sl too long when you try to use camera controls on you home television

Iustinian Tomsen: hit F fro fly

Dita Tran: I bought these GORGEOUS mango yellow platform sandals in real life, and I was sooooo excited cuz the stuff I had to go with them
Dita Tran: then when they got here I realized the clothes I was gonna wear them with were in SL

Makenzie Irling: I typed a message on my friends facebook page that went "something something something then.... ::meow::"
Makenzie Irling: he messaged me back wondering why the hell I was meowing

Christelle Guisse: you wait after opening a door for the room to colour

Tesa Jewell: or you alt click on the internet

Christelle Guisse: when you see a hunk you want to touch him to read his profile

Makenzie Irling: wanting to take rl pictures with poses that you have in sl

Colleen Johin: wanna shout, AO OFF

Christelle Guisse: Getting into a clun and instinctively looking up looking for a danceball

Makenzie Irling: and I actually saw a girl the other day and went.....I wonder where she got that I should ask for a lm

Dracula's soul brotha

Winter Jefferson: You can sell kids? Geez.. .what, like... by the pound?

Lillith Hapmouche: Pity, a Morrocean vampire would have been somewhat new.
Mirabelle Silverstar: yeah that's what I think too, lilith
GryphElyse Wingtips: What would that look like o.0 a Moroccan vamp
GryphElyse Wingtips: would that be like....
Mirabelle Silverstar: dead sexy, gryph :)
GryphElyse Wingtips: cause you've got the vampey paleness but African skintone....
Dita Tran: impossible, morrocans eat too much garlic
GryphElyse Wingtips: LOL
Emmie Muircastle: you'd be a dead sexy vamp .... with a tan
Dita Tran: I still have a soft spot for BLACKULA
Emmie Muircastle: hahaha Count Chocula .....mm mm mm



Emmie Muircastle: I watched a softcore vampire themed porn once, it was a sad movie
Emmie Muircastle: all he wanted was to be loved ::sniffle:: and to have lots of unprotected sex

Sileny Noel: eee. why am I lookng at prim babies? They are so freaky. But yet, I cant stop staring at their creepy little faces
Sileny Noel: omg it just blinked

Kate McLaglen yawns
Kate McLaglen: boy shopping can tire you out
Hannah Daviau: did someone say boy-shopping???
Winter Jefferson: Okay, is that like.. shopping for a boy, or SHOPPING FOR BOYS?

Business in the butt

Dita Tran: hey I'm not gonna talk about what goes good with Nutella
Dita Tran: then Kate willstart touching herself and it'll be a whole big mess

Dove Swanson: "Dove put a banana in her cooch and ATE IT?! WHAT!" ....."yes. true story!"

Jarl Soderstrom is feeling so uninspired that taking photos of his naked bum doesn't even make him happy

Echo Jolles: Im just thinking, "Ugh he has such a big..beautiful...thick...wett penis..." and he wants to waste it on slow sex?

sachi Vixen: He was a total bastard, but very pretty

Sileny Noel: for some reason i have a tattoo that says "I love anal" LOL. that one gets deleted
Makenzie Irling: Sileny you're so going on my blog with that quote
Tillie: Sileny If you ever go into serious business you would like to not having that said. It gets copied over to blackmail-a-resident.blogspot.com then. :p
Lily Sirnah wonders...Can serious business people not love anal??
Lily Sirnah: lol...
Sileny Noel: I dont care if someone loves doing furries up the butt while watching neko porn and making bbox bots give them massages. It's SL. if they make good stuff I'll still buy it.
Dove Swanson: did you just say I take it up the butt and still do good business Sileny? :D hah

Sex, sybians and toliets

Milli Santos: How come I can liquefy like a trooper, but that's about where my PS ability stops? :(
Dita Tran: liquefy...are we still talking about sex?

Dita Tran: my husband met a girl in SL, he keeps telling me she may be moving in
Dita Tran: I say I hope she does dishes and eats pussy

Milli Santos: I asked Kaylers friend if you could buy guns at Walmart, cus that's what I heard... he said "No.. you have to go to Kmart for those"

Makenzie Irling: Dita I'd love to see you wearing a toliet
Dita Tran: I'm gonna shop with the potty on my arm and dare anyone to say somethingMakenzie Irling just died: it takes skill to look that good wearing a toliet

Kate McLaglen: ooo Dita i have something for you to wear shopping
Dita Tran: does it begin with peee and end with NIS?
Kate McLaglen: oh no
Sileny Noel: does it begin with syb and end with ian?
Sileny Noel: lol
Dita Tran: oh please god santa Daddy yes yes yes
Makenzie Irling: OMG Dita I have something for you
Makenzie Irling: don't ask me why I have it or why....I'm not exactly sure
Makenzie Irling: hahaha
Dita Tran: holy shit Kenzie just gave me a sybian!!