Showers and carebears

Sileny Noel: water drizzling down between cleavage...
Sileny Noel: a single drop falls from a bottom lip...
Sileny Noel: eyes closed, lips purse...
Sileny Noel: open slightly to let the water in..
April Looming gets popcorn and sits back
Sileny Noel: ok Ill stop now
Makenzie Irling sighs
Mirabelle Silverstar: sileny's clearly thought about this ;)
Joie Arai: god I need to go take a showe
Dove Swanson: Sileny is having cybersex with us
Joie Arai: shower*
Joie Arai: pppfff
Sileny Noel: XD
Micheal Moonlight: oi :/ don't stop don't stop!!! *laughs*
April Looming reaches for the soap...

Dove Swanson: this is gonna sound uber cheesy...but I find nothing sexier in the shower, except sex itself, than to have a guy wash yer hair.
Dove Swanson: tis so ....lovely.
Dove Swanson: for that man, I would do anal.
Dove Swanson: :D
Mirabelle Silverstar: wait, which hair?
Strawberry Singh: w0000t

Deker Laxness: gotta love like the 3/4th of a inch of hair on my head :P
Makenzie Irling: Deker I would love to touch your head.
Sileny Noel: lolol
Makenzie Irling: I love the feel of short guy hair.
Hotla Hoodoo: whats the diff between a short guy hair and tall guy hair ;P...lol

Dove Swanson: and armpits. *dreamy sigh* :D I luz a boy pit.
Dove Swanson: I love burying my face in a guy's armpit ...that's like my fav place sleep. It's very comfortable and the smell of a man is relaxing.
Strawberry Singh wants to sleep in Dove's armpit.
Dove Swanson: and it's where carebears come from :D
Dove Swanson: tis soft :D
Strawberry Singh: errmmm, don't quote me on that! :P

Sileny Noel: my husbands armpits smell like old chili. not hot.

Dracula's soul brotha

Winter Jefferson: You can sell kids? Geez.. .what, like... by the pound?

Lillith Hapmouche: Pity, a Morrocean vampire would have been somewhat new.
Mirabelle Silverstar: yeah that's what I think too, lilith
GryphElyse Wingtips: What would that look like o.0 a Moroccan vamp
GryphElyse Wingtips: would that be like....
Mirabelle Silverstar: dead sexy, gryph :)
GryphElyse Wingtips: cause you've got the vampey paleness but African skintone....
Dita Tran: impossible, morrocans eat too much garlic
GryphElyse Wingtips: LOL
Emmie Muircastle: you'd be a dead sexy vamp .... with a tan
Dita Tran: I still have a soft spot for BLACKULA
Emmie Muircastle: hahaha Count Chocula .....mm mm mm



Emmie Muircastle: I watched a softcore vampire themed porn once, it was a sad movie
Emmie Muircastle: all he wanted was to be loved ::sniffle:: and to have lots of unprotected sex

Sileny Noel: eee. why am I lookng at prim babies? They are so freaky. But yet, I cant stop staring at their creepy little faces
Sileny Noel: omg it just blinked

Kate McLaglen yawns
Kate McLaglen: boy shopping can tire you out
Hannah Daviau: did someone say boy-shopping???
Winter Jefferson: Okay, is that like.. shopping for a boy, or SHOPPING FOR BOYS?

♫ Don't cam on..your neighbor..

Vye Graves: i'd rather have 10 goreans in a store than 2 danceclub gesture fetishists

Makenzie Irling: ok camming back quickly....there is something going on with miss "very naughty kitten" and mr "john mccain for president"
Makenzie Irling: might have nightmares now
Makenzie Irling: lesson to be learned: never cam over to your neighbors house when you think they may be having orgies
Makenzie Irling: this could've been an episode on Mr. Rogers
Makenzie Irling puts on a sweatervest and sings: don't cam on .. your neighbor

JDiva Ophelia: shitdamnfuckpiss yeah oh hells yeah wtf omg hamster butt
Mirabelle Silverstar: hamster butt?
JDiva Ophelia: expletive rant gone wrong

Tamsin Starbrook: do I look like the holland tunnel?
Michelle Thurston: I do not know, Tasmin, do you get backed up for two hours every afternoon?

Curvaceous Loon snickles "well gollleee, if candle wax up your hoohaa doesnt make em talk i dont know what will!"

Dove Swanson: but uh ..I'd like to get through just meeting him for starters :p we can plan the kids in like ..twenty years
Milli Santos: Your cootch will be dried up by then.
Dove Swanson: no, because I don't douche away my natural cooch habitat MILLI

JDiva Ophelia: this here is a classy joint cover your ass when you fart.

December Dollinger: I wish MY mute worked. Instead I gotta hear crap from Capt. Impregnator and his merry band of Hoars

Vye Graves: SL doesn't have enough pantsuits. how are we going to be political without pantsuits
Vye Graves: sorry, watching the news
Vye Graves: i need like a peach colored pantsuit
Vye Graves: i could be vice president milf someday

December Dollinger: If I wanted to lick my own twat, I'd be a gymnast.

Farting Penguins in Cornfields

Milli Santos: Eww!
Milli Santos: Cheyn fluffed and made under the covers stinky
Cheyn Lane: !
Cheyn Lane: or not
Bryony Constantine: eeeewwwww
Milli Santos: Yes.
Milli Santos: We have no dog, so you can't blame it.
WindRose Magic: uh oh
WindRose Magic: thou shalt not fart under the covers
Milli Santos: Thou shalt not commit dutching of the oven.
WindRose Magic gives Milli gas mask
Cheyn Lane: u have a cat
Cheyn Lane: thats your cat
Cheyn Lane: not me
Cheyn Lane: peh
Milli Santos: Haha no!
Milli Santos: It's your penguin!
Cheyn Lane: yes u do
Cheyn Lane: oh!
Milli Santos: Dang penguin
Cheyn Lane: prolly

Milli Santos: Apparently the cornfield is worse.
WindRose Magic: not, you've been banned to be a child of the corn, but you've been banned to purgatory
Milli Santos: There's a really slow tractor
WindRose Magic: though someone would get angry about purgatory i suppose
Milli Santos: and a movie from like the 20's about bad behaviours