You know you've played SL too much when you...

Chou Skinstad: i realized i move more than before when still standing, like i change posesevery 10 secs with an AO
Chou Skinstad: OMG I'm becoming my avi with a vista hud!!

Vaalith Jinn: when to have sex - you jump on a ball

Makenzie Irling: I saw a girl in walmart with a tail on...and it didn't even phase me. My friend was like "omg that girl is wearing a tail, wtf?!"

Tesa Jewell: too bad RL doesnt have sliders for our butts

Colleen Johin: I always lay in bed half awake deciding what to wear and come up with the perfect outfit only to realize half of it is virtual

Christelle Guisse: when your friend is on the phone you say "I bought a new dress, wait I tp you so you can see it"

Tesa Jewell: you been in sl too long when you try to use camera controls on you home television

Iustinian Tomsen: hit F fro fly

Dita Tran: I bought these GORGEOUS mango yellow platform sandals in real life, and I was sooooo excited cuz the stuff I had to go with them
Dita Tran: then when they got here I realized the clothes I was gonna wear them with were in SL

Makenzie Irling: I typed a message on my friends facebook page that went "something something something then.... ::meow::"
Makenzie Irling: he messaged me back wondering why the hell I was meowing

Christelle Guisse: you wait after opening a door for the room to colour

Tesa Jewell: or you alt click on the internet

Christelle Guisse: when you see a hunk you want to touch him to read his profile

Makenzie Irling: wanting to take rl pictures with poses that you have in sl

Colleen Johin: wanna shout, AO OFF

Christelle Guisse: Getting into a clun and instinctively looking up looking for a danceball

Makenzie Irling: and I actually saw a girl the other day and went.....I wonder where she got that I should ask for a lm

Sileny Hits The Brain Buffett

Sileny Noel: teena, if you really loved me, you's let me eat your brains
Teena Basevi: Umm
Teena Basevi: no?
Sileny Noel eats Danielle's brains
Sileny Noel: But i still want teenas
Teena Basevi: no! mine!
April Looming: I have chocolate on the brain now. You'd find me tasty
Sileny Noel: only marshmallow
Sileny Noel noms April's brain.
Teena Basevi haz no mallows!
Sileny Noel: mmm...brain buffet
April Looming forgot something now for some reason
Sileny Noel spits the memory back in your skull
Stephen Bentham makes a brain slurpee

Christelle Guisse: I dont meet many neurons....mostly morons
Sileny Noel eats Christelle's brain with glee
Sileny Noel: it's a good thing, dont worry :D

Makenzie Irling: Sileny I'm going to have a whole blog post of you eating people's brains
Makenzie Irling: haha
Sileny Noel: oh my
Sileny Noel eats your brain and knows the blog before it is even written
Christelle Guisse: It is bringing picking one's brain to entire new level
Makenzie Irling: ahhhh!
Sileny Noel: like being psychic, but tastier

Sileny Noel hides her man parts
Makenzie Irling covers her eyes
Sileny Noel: hahaha
Sileny Noel: except i have no man parts
Makenzie Irling ends up covering her bewbs because she has no brains and can't tell the difference

Christelle Guisse: For me in a relationship it is size that matters
Christelle Guisse: the size of the wallet that is

Compilations - Round Two

Whimsy Winx wishes desperatly she had picked a different baby daddy...one with payment info on file

JDiva Ophelia: gods I hate when you get a flake of toliet paper stuck in your vajayjay

December Dollinger: i wish i could stop hacking up shit
December Dollinger: I just coughed up the trigonometry part of my brain

Mayas Barbosa: Micheal.. I think that you think that i think that you think that i think that you think that i think that you think that it may be broken.

Kiana Canning: Spelling only counts when someone says "Will you Maury Me?"

Gerard Michigan: the fingers of your foots are burritos

Tabitha Ninetails: crap. i just fell into a whale.

Dove Swanson: anyone ever had an orgasm or near ...while pooing?

Christelle Guisse: I tried once to recreate myself and it turned out to become a male midget that scared the shit out of me.

Xan Pixel: but hey atleast I got something to stare at
Xan Pixel: lol
Xan Pixel: makes me feel gay lookin at my actual av's ass all day
Xan Pixel: well
Xan Pixel: I dont look at his ass
Xan Pixel: its just there

Sevidra Batra: Deccy, do you KNOW what unicorns are? LOL
December Dollinger: Mythical creatures full of magic and sparkles
Sevidra Batra chokes
Teena Basevi: that are horny
December Dollinger: but I dont wanna let a unicorn do me with a horn
December Dollinger: it looks painful
December Dollinger: Plus theressparkles coming out