I'm a slacker

::hangs head in shame::

I haven't updated this in FOREVER. Been sucked into doing other things. May revive it at some point but until then, ttttttthat's all folks.

Tastes like...tastes likes...Winter

Makenzie Irling: are you on semesters?
Rooby Begonia: No, drugs.

Danielle Harrop: I've decided, if for some reason, my marriage goes T U...i'm done with any relationships, at all, gonna have my BOB and 15 cats and that's gonna be it
Danielle Harrop: is it bad I wanna name my BOB so I can call something out? okay, I'll quit talking sex :P

Queue Marlowe: my roomy and are as happy as two peas runnin around naked

Danielle Harrop: if I go naked, I need knee pads

Makenzie Irling: I did Gor for a while as a merc and I had panther friends merely because they liked my clothes
Makenzie Irling: like "hey! I won't shoot your ass if you tell me where you got your hair"

Danielle Harrop: nah, they don't need intellect, I'm just gonna make him stand over in the corner and look good..

Danielle Harrop: don't be sorry crow
Danielle Harrop: :)
Danielle Harrop: jump in with both feet
Crow Diesel: oh I'm not ;) if I was I wouldn't tell ;)
Queue Marlowe: hot tub!
Danielle Harrop: don't be scared, if you go overboard, someone would gently say so....
Makenzie Irling: it's warm...I think Dani peed in here
Danielle Harrop: I did NOT
Makenzie Irling: hahahaha
Queue Marlowe: i dont think thats pee
Danielle Harrop: I peed over there :P

Mayas Barbosa: Sorry ladies =] I am so busy lately, i couldn't make it to annoy you :(

Makenzie Irling: menu driven sex belt....ooooo
Sugarr Delight: i know somebody with a sex belt
Sugarr Delight: er, sex wallet

Sugarr Delight: mmm, i'll have what he's having
Winter Jefferson: You can have me
Sugarr Delight nibbles, nice
Winter Jefferson: I taste like plaid right now
Chou Skinstad: ROFL winter
Sugarr Delight: kinda berry jam like
Sugarr Delight: really
Makenzie Irling: omg and labyrinth stuff....
Sugarr Delight: with a bit of fishnet thrown in
Makenzie Irling has died and gone to heaven
Winter Jefferson: Whereas you taste like - hang on...
Winter Jefferson licks
Winter Jefferson: Sugar.
Makenzie Irling: lol
Sugarr Delight: always :)
Winter Jefferson diips you in his latte

Deker Laxness: i offered to take someone under my wing and show them where to go to look good, cause the guy looked like a freebie dumpster barfed on him

Humpy Slit .... Group Tag Wanted

Kiana Canning: I like to think of myself as "White Clutter" (a small step above white trash)

Rooby Begonia: yeah - I need a 'getting fucked up the ass by a moose' animation

Dove Swanson: I'm all "touches yer cock" and then he's all "cock twitches" and then I'm all "strokes it while it twitches" and then he's all "spooges in yer asscrack" and then we switch to voice and fuck.

Candy Cerveau: I tell ya, if I don't see turds in my bowl tomorrow, there's gonna be a problem.

JDiva Ophelia: if boogers came out of the ass I would have comic GOLD I tell you

Strawberry Singh: ok I want Mr. Jefferson's wand. ;)

Whimsy Winx: look thats SL you meet someone, fall in love, agree to meet without exchanging RL info cause you arent shallow, and then bammo there you are all done up in latex with your gag on waiting for your one true love and in walks your dad

Danielle Harrop: have a fantasy of bending over a straight guy and introducing him to my strap on excite toys...oops did I say that out loud? :P

Dove Swanson: I don't normally go around fucking bananas...lol

December Dollinger: My lips are so fucking huge I could suck ALL the dick in the WORLD

Dove Swanson: "I'mma rip his cock off if he don't dick me how I like it"
Dove Swanson: "and when I'm done...I'll stuff it in his ear and kick him out"

Tamsin Starbrook: brb, butt-break

Danielle Harrop: you dont look like a humpy slit
Danielle Harrop: er slut
Danielle Harrop: typo
Sileny Noel: humpy slit....LMAO
Whimsy Winx: omg i snarfed my water

Zada Zenovka: How do you have a 10L freebie?
Makenzie Irling: Maybe you look cheaper than 10L in it

You know you've played SL too much when you...

Chou Skinstad: i realized i move more than before when still standing, like i change posesevery 10 secs with an AO
Chou Skinstad: OMG I'm becoming my avi with a vista hud!!

Vaalith Jinn: when to have sex - you jump on a ball

Makenzie Irling: I saw a girl in walmart with a tail on...and it didn't even phase me. My friend was like "omg that girl is wearing a tail, wtf?!"

Tesa Jewell: too bad RL doesnt have sliders for our butts

Colleen Johin: I always lay in bed half awake deciding what to wear and come up with the perfect outfit only to realize half of it is virtual

Christelle Guisse: when your friend is on the phone you say "I bought a new dress, wait I tp you so you can see it"

Tesa Jewell: you been in sl too long when you try to use camera controls on you home television

Iustinian Tomsen: hit F fro fly

Dita Tran: I bought these GORGEOUS mango yellow platform sandals in real life, and I was sooooo excited cuz the stuff I had to go with them
Dita Tran: then when they got here I realized the clothes I was gonna wear them with were in SL

Makenzie Irling: I typed a message on my friends facebook page that went "something something something then.... ::meow::"
Makenzie Irling: he messaged me back wondering why the hell I was meowing

Christelle Guisse: you wait after opening a door for the room to colour

Tesa Jewell: or you alt click on the internet

Christelle Guisse: when you see a hunk you want to touch him to read his profile

Makenzie Irling: wanting to take rl pictures with poses that you have in sl

Colleen Johin: wanna shout, AO OFF

Christelle Guisse: Getting into a clun and instinctively looking up looking for a danceball

Makenzie Irling: and I actually saw a girl the other day and went.....I wonder where she got that I should ask for a lm

8th Street Latinas

Sileny Noel: I still think my free mustache rides tag is pretty swell

Micah Kanto: APPLE BOTTOM BOOTAY FEELS ME UP WITH JOY!

Danielle Harrop: somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like I girlfriend I had in February of last year....
Micah Kanto: lol wtf danielle
Micah Kanto: [7:36] Danielle Harrop: somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like I girlfriend I had in February of last year......

Xiomara Mendes: Here's a horrible one I got... some dude asked me if I was Latina, I said yes, he said "Oh wow, just like 8th Street Latinas!" And he was really surprised that I didn't take that as a compliment
Micah Kanto: LMAO
Micah Kanto: AHHHH
Micah Kanto: HAHAHAHhAHHAHAHAHAH
Micah Kanto: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ivy Norsk: omg
Micah Kanto: hold on
Micah Kanto: is that porn?!

Chou Skinstad: and she keeps telling me "OMG i am so succesful on SL" and i'm dying to say "who with? perverts? or blind people?"

Micah Kanto: DIRTY SEXY MONEY!
Hannah Daviau: money is sexy????? I just think it smells funny....
Micah Kanto: well if you rub it on ur junk
Micah Kanto: and smell it
Micah Kanto: or
Micah Kanto: like have sex on it
Micah Kanto: it is dirty and sexy
Micah Kanto: cause it has ur smell of sex now

Iustinian Tomsen: ding
Chou Skinstad: dong
Margy Ireton: dang

Showers and carebears

Sileny Noel: water drizzling down between cleavage...
Sileny Noel: a single drop falls from a bottom lip...
Sileny Noel: eyes closed, lips purse...
Sileny Noel: open slightly to let the water in..
April Looming gets popcorn and sits back
Sileny Noel: ok Ill stop now
Makenzie Irling sighs
Mirabelle Silverstar: sileny's clearly thought about this ;)
Joie Arai: god I need to go take a showe
Dove Swanson: Sileny is having cybersex with us
Joie Arai: shower*
Joie Arai: pppfff
Sileny Noel: XD
Micheal Moonlight: oi :/ don't stop don't stop!!! *laughs*
April Looming reaches for the soap...

Dove Swanson: this is gonna sound uber cheesy...but I find nothing sexier in the shower, except sex itself, than to have a guy wash yer hair.
Dove Swanson: tis so ....lovely.
Dove Swanson: for that man, I would do anal.
Dove Swanson: :D
Mirabelle Silverstar: wait, which hair?
Strawberry Singh: w0000t

Deker Laxness: gotta love like the 3/4th of a inch of hair on my head :P
Makenzie Irling: Deker I would love to touch your head.
Sileny Noel: lolol
Makenzie Irling: I love the feel of short guy hair.
Hotla Hoodoo: whats the diff between a short guy hair and tall guy hair ;P...lol

Dove Swanson: and armpits. *dreamy sigh* :D I luz a boy pit.
Dove Swanson: I love burying my face in a guy's armpit ...that's like my fav place sleep. It's very comfortable and the smell of a man is relaxing.
Strawberry Singh wants to sleep in Dove's armpit.
Dove Swanson: and it's where carebears come from :D
Dove Swanson: tis soft :D
Strawberry Singh: errmmm, don't quote me on that! :P

Sileny Noel: my husbands armpits smell like old chili. not hot.

Dracula's soul brotha

Winter Jefferson: You can sell kids? Geez.. .what, like... by the pound?

Lillith Hapmouche: Pity, a Morrocean vampire would have been somewhat new.
Mirabelle Silverstar: yeah that's what I think too, lilith
GryphElyse Wingtips: What would that look like o.0 a Moroccan vamp
GryphElyse Wingtips: would that be like....
Mirabelle Silverstar: dead sexy, gryph :)
GryphElyse Wingtips: cause you've got the vampey paleness but African skintone....
Dita Tran: impossible, morrocans eat too much garlic
GryphElyse Wingtips: LOL
Emmie Muircastle: you'd be a dead sexy vamp .... with a tan
Dita Tran: I still have a soft spot for BLACKULA
Emmie Muircastle: hahaha Count Chocula .....mm mm mm



Emmie Muircastle: I watched a softcore vampire themed porn once, it was a sad movie
Emmie Muircastle: all he wanted was to be loved ::sniffle:: and to have lots of unprotected sex

Sileny Noel: eee. why am I lookng at prim babies? They are so freaky. But yet, I cant stop staring at their creepy little faces
Sileny Noel: omg it just blinked

Kate McLaglen yawns
Kate McLaglen: boy shopping can tire you out
Hannah Daviau: did someone say boy-shopping???
Winter Jefferson: Okay, is that like.. shopping for a boy, or SHOPPING FOR BOYS?