Whimsy Winx wishes desperatly she had picked a different baby daddy...one with payment info on file
JDiva Ophelia: gods I hate when you get a flake of toliet paper stuck in your vajayjay
December Dollinger: i wish i could stop hacking up shit
December Dollinger: I just coughed up the trigonometry part of my brain
Mayas Barbosa: Micheal.. I think that you think that i think that you think that i think that you think that i think that you think that it may be broken.
Kiana Canning: Spelling only counts when someone says "Will you Maury Me?"
Gerard Michigan: the fingers of your foots are burritos
Tabitha Ninetails: crap. i just fell into a whale.
Dove Swanson: anyone ever had an orgasm or near ...while pooing?
Christelle Guisse: I tried once to recreate myself and it turned out to become a male midget that scared the shit out of me.
Xan Pixel: but hey atleast I got something to stare at
Xan Pixel: lol
Xan Pixel: makes me feel gay lookin at my actual av's ass all day
Xan Pixel: well
Xan Pixel: I dont look at his ass
Xan Pixel: its just there
Sevidra Batra: Deccy, do you KNOW what unicorns are? LOL
December Dollinger: Mythical creatures full of magic and sparkles
Sevidra Batra chokes
Teena Basevi: that are horny
December Dollinger: but I dont wanna let a unicorn do me with a horn
December Dollinger: it looks painful
December Dollinger: Plus theressparkles coming out
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